JUSTIN MOORE. JUSTIN. MOORE. JUSTIN FREAKIN MOORE.

Oh my heck. So I'm guessing a lot of you have heard about my bus driver friend by now... or at least one of them. I know a few people who do the truck driving for a few different stars. Anyway, last night was my friend's last night on tour with my favorite artist (next to Sugarland, oh, and Frankie), Justin Moore. He promised he'd concert call me this night. Well. When he called me, it was like 6:30, so I was like, this is way too early for a concert call. So I answered, and I hear this voice on the other end that goes "Hey! This is Justin Moore, is this Erika?"

OH MY FREAK I STOPPED BREATHING.

IT WAS HIM.

Well. The conversation went like this.

"Yeah. That's me."
"Aw well hi baby! I hear your a big fan"
"Are you kidding? I love you so much it's not even funny."
"That's sweet. Where do you live girl?"
"I'm out in Utah. I came to your Salt Lake show last month but I was with my mom so she only let me get lawn tickets instead of the front row I was intending to buy."
"Well, next time I'm out there, we'll make sure we get you some better tickets"
"Aw! You would really do that for me? That'd be so amazing!"
"I'd do anything for my biggest fan. Hey, I hear you do a pretty killer version of Bait a Hook on your guitar. Is that true?"
"Uhm. Well. I can play it. I don't know how killer it is but it's one of my favorite songs to play."
"I want to hear it!"
"I'll play it for you! Do you want me to sing with the guitar as well?"
"Of course!"
"Okay"
So I play my song..
"Girl! You have a beautiful voice!"
"Are you just saying that to make me feel good?"
"No hun! That was fabulous."
"Aw! Thanks!"
No okay. So then. Jason Aldean, who Justin is touring with, walked onto Justin's bus. And Justin was like "Jason. Say hi to Erika!" And Jason's all like "Hi Erika!" And walks off. I'm like
"Was that Jason Aldean"
"Yup. You a pretty big fan of him too?"
"Ain't as big as I am for you"
"That's good. Well sweetie, I've got to get onstage, but I'll make sure Mike (my friend) calls you during the concert and I'll try to call you after to see what you think."
"Okay. Thanks baby! You just made my entire life by calling me"
"Entire life? Wow! You are a big fan. I'm glad I made you smile hun."
"I love you!"
"Love you too. I'll talk to you later"
"Bye!"

OMG. TOTALLY NOT DYING.
I JUST HAD A NORMAL CONVERSATION WITH MY FAVORITE PERSON IN THE WORLD.
I COULDN'T EVEN BREATHE LAST NIGHT.

When I got my concert call, it was during Bait a Hook. He dedicated it to me in the beginning! He's like "Hey y'all, this is for a very special fan out there named Erika. Love you baby!"
OMG.
Then he SANG TO ME.

OMG.

Okay. So then like.

HE FRIKKIN CALLED ME BACK AFTER THE CONCERT!
He goes
"Hey baby! Did you hear you song"
"Yeah I did! That was sweet that you dedicated it to me. I loved every second of it."
"Good! Did you only get to hear the one song or a few?"
"I only heard Bait a Hook"
"That stinks!"
"Hey, I'll take what I can get."
"Do you want me to do a little acoustic performance for you since you missed out? I've got my guitar."
"Really? You'd do that for me?"
"Why of course I would darlin'!"

SO THEN HE PLAYED ME MY OWN PERSONAL VERSION OF IF HEAVEN WASN'T SO FAR AWAY AND SMALL TOWN USA.

OMG.

PERFECTION.

THAT MAN IS PERFECTION.

Then he's all like
"Did you like it?"
"Of course I did! You sounded amazing, like always"
"Aw thank you child! You know, I'll be sure we make a stop by Salt Lake on next years tour and get around to seeing you"
"I'd be there in a second!"
"I'd get you there in a second little miss"
"It's a plan. You let me know when and I'll be there."
"We'll be sure to get you meet and greet passes and better seats this time. I want a big ol' hug from you. Mike says you give good ones"
"I try. Of course, you'd get an extra special one."
"That makes me feel extra special"
"Just so you know, you're totally making my super bad day so much better."
"Aw child, why'd you have a bad day?"
"Stupid girls. But dang is it better now"
"You know that when I come to Salt Lake I'll have a shovel in the back of my truck if you need me to get anyone. No one treats my girl wrong."

OMG HE FREAKING CALLED ME HIS GIRL.

"I'll keep track of who you need to hit"
"Aww hun, you got it. Well, we're hitting the road late and I need to get some rest before we rise bright and early tomorrow. It was great talking to you though and I hope to see you soon. Sweet dreams baby girl!"
"Thank you so much baby! I can't believe you just called me. This is a dream come true."
"If I'm living my dream, I want to help out my fan's dreams too"
"Well you've got this girl down"
"Good. Love you darling!"
"Love you too! Drive safe!"
"Get some good rest. Good night child."

OH MY ASDFGHJKLZXCVBNMQWERTYUIOPPO9IUYTREWQSDFGHJKMNBVCXZGFHJDKLSTYUREIOWPBVNCMGHFJCDKLRUIDEOSHCFJKB VNCMGHFJDKFUJIDYURYRUE8W9UJDILDFJHGSJVNBXMFNBSDKLFJGHAIWUERYHTAQIUWEYHAUFIHJSDJVNHZKJBNVMZXNVJWAHFRIPwquefidazjdkl;snvjzkxnvxzkcnvkjadshgfaoijwefoianfc.
I still don't believe that happened.
Like.

JUSTIN FREAKING MOORE CALLED ME ON MY FREAKING CELL PHONE

FREAKING TWICE.

FREAK.
OH MY.

I CAN'T.

I JUST.

OH.

I CAN'T EVEN.

HEAVENS.

SOMEONE.

HELP.

ME.

PLEASE.


JUSTIN MOORE I LLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE YOU.

"Little miss" "Darlin'" "Child" "Hun" "Honey" "Sweetie" "Sweetheart" "Baby" "Baby girl"
Erika