1. You think Spring is finally here... it's 60 degrees... warm winds... and the very next day it snows and crushes into little pieces and bits that dream that you had of winter being gone.
2. There are no like... (ha, ha, this will sound weird.) bars or cafes or anything where you can go watch just your average country stars perform (reason 1. why I'm moving to Nashville the second I turn 18.)
3. No good country artists ever come here. We're the nobody state. Except Reba and Sugarland:) But it's not like Nashville where you have someone performing at the Opry every other night. Then again, we're kinda thankful for that, otherwise I would be so much more broke than I already am.
4. Everyone's so perfect. Good little perfect Mormons. Maybe I ain't like that, my friends.
That came out a little wrong. I love being Mormon, just I ain't a perfect one:)
5. Too many little kids. And family. I ain't sayin' I don't love little kids or family just sometimes it's a little overwhelming. I want to go visit family not family visit me.
6. EVERYONE talks to you, no matter who you are. You don't even know a person and they'll come hug you. I think it's the Mormon part in them. It's like seriously.. guys.. leave me alone sometimes.
7. Everyone brings you stuff. Like, food, and stuff, and it's like.. I'm NOT poor and needy my friends! I appreciate the thought but.. really?
8. I don't want a red - haired - freckled - classic - America - neighbor - boy. Utah's about the only place you'll find one.
9. We all pretty much look and act the same.
10. I can't think of another reason right now... other than the crap weather. I could go on about the crap weather all day.
And that is why, my friends, I am moving to Nashville the second I turn 18.
10.
I love you.
ReplyDeleteUs Utahns don't actually all look and act the same...I mean, is there ANYONE else out there like me? And what do you mean about perfect little Mormons? I don't think they even exist! Or if they do, I don't know any PERFECT Mormon.
ReplyDeleteOh, and BTW, I HATE CRAP WEATHER TOO!!!!!!!!!!!! I was soooooo mad when it snowed today.
No, I don't mean that we all look and act the same just that we all have the same principles and values and we all like believe the same things. And I'm not saying PERFECT Mormons.. they're all just.. a whole heck of a lot Mormon than me. And they all act like they go home and read scriptures and pray for like 2 hours. I swear you miss church one week and the whole ward thinks you're becoming inactive.
ReplyDeleteOh okay. I like having the same values as everyone because.... it just feels normal. And I get what you're saying about the Mormon thing. I know a few people like that, and it bugs me a lot! but it doesn't bug me as much as crap weather.
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